WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
NSW Labor Leader and the man most likely to drop a mistimed cover drive Michael Daley has spent the final day before the election utilising his time wisely.
After a big few weeks on the campaign trail, Daley decided to pull out the big guns today and rile up voters in a desperate attempt to get the top job in state politics.
Instead of doing pressers and shaking hands with people in as many different communities as possible, Daley has instead spent the morning trying to catch people of Asian appearance people buying baby formula.
Since his mildly-racist rant about highly educated Asian people taking the jobs of lazy rich white kids made headlines, Daley has decided to take it one step further, by harassing Chinese shoppers buying baby formula.
Sneaking through the aisles of his local Coles in Maroubra, which he a couple of days ago said he didn’t want to become ‘Chatswood by the sea,’ Daley said he caught a few unsuspecting shoppers on phone.
“Yeah, someone get Tracey on the phone, I’ve got some good shit here,” he told our reporter motioning to his phone.
“Maybe I might even get a favourable run in the Tele too. I know this stuff really riles up those Western Sydney mouthbreathers; I’ve gotta get it out before everyone votes tomorrow.”
Daley then told our reporters that he’s off to a press conference today where he plans to stand there for 20 minutes with a small silver whistle that emits high-frequency noise barely audible to the human ear.
“Then I’m gonna wake up tomorrow and eat 15 fucking sausage sandwiches for breakfast like a man.”
“Pay attention Sco-mo if you wanna see what a real Aussie bloke looks like.”
More to come.
