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The first Tuesday in November is coming to a close for most people around the country, with the Melbourne Cup run and done.
That is certainly the case for the embattled Premier of NSW Gladys Berejiklian who was seen a short time ago trudging through Sydney’s Redfern.
With running mascara, blisters, bare feet and heels in hand, Hot Mess Gladys was forced to trek into the city for a cab after her phone died while trying to order some Maccas to her house.
Gladys made the long walk into the city after a big day at Randwick, where she reportedly set a furious champagne breakfast pace, in an effort to brighten up a tough few months, including a break up with her deadshit ex.
“Love this for me,” hiccuped Hot Mess Gladys from the backseat of a cab that she finally managed to successfully hail after offering to pay double.
“I literally can’t even right now,” she hiccuped again with a couple too many flutes of bubbly in her belly.
“Hey, can we get drive-through Maccas? I’ll shout you something,” she said, before realising she didn’t have any hard copy cards and everything was linked to her phone.
“Actually no don’t worry,” she sighed, slumped in the back seat looking out over the harbour as she crossed the bridge back north.
After arriving at her place she told the cabbie to hold tight while she ran in and quickly charged her phone.
Fumbling around for her keys, the Premier who was now starving eventually got things sorted and managed to get her charger to work.
Trudging back out to the cab and running through the day’s events with her post break up girl gang in her mind, and the awkward drunken interaction with one of her old boyfriend’s family members, Gladys eventually paid the cab and opened her food delivery app.
Walking to the front door, she turned around and sighed heavily as she realised that the cab that was turning out onto the main road had her purse and heels sitting in the back seat.
“Yay,” she sighed closing the door and ordering some large chips and nuggets from Maccas.
