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Inner-city leftie, Fuji Decaux (27) says a part from his exotic name, he is often confused for just another straight privileged white male who went to a private school. That is until people hear about the sex acts he gets up to behind closed doors.

Even though Fuji is a big supporter of relocating refugees to working class suburbs he’s never been to, and wind farms to towns he’s never heard of, his opinion on progressive issues have long been ignored by his educated left-wing peers.

That was, until he started telling people about his penchant for heterosexual BDSM culture.

“I was very relieved to see bondage finally represented on the ABC’s You Can’t Ask That the other night” he says.

“I just feel like, as a minority, people of privilege don’t understand the issues my community face”

Fuji takes a deep breathe, before going there.

“This is exactly the same as racial persecution”

“Think about it. In the 1960s Aboriginal people weren’t allowed to vote. That’s not too different to what my community experience when we decided to tell people at dinner parties that we enjoy whipping each other while dressed head to toe in latex!”

After realising that his parallel to the institutional and historic discrimination faced by Aboriginal people wasn’t quite landing with our reporter – Fuji doubles down.

“I was bisexual for a bit at uni” he blurts out.

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