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The Honourable Bob Katter III has today arrived in Brisbane with his son, Mt Isa state Member Robbie Katter, to hold ‘passionate talks’ with the Southern Cowards that want to fiddle with the clocks.
This comes after an exclusive poll by The Courier-Mail revealed that 55 per cent of Queenslanders back a transition to daylight savings, while 41 per cent opposed it and 4 per cent were undecided.
The Katter Family, who represent one of the most powerful political dynasties in North Queensland have made it very clear over the past three decades that they sit squarely in the 41 per cent who opposed these changes.
“First you take all of our taxes to build a light rail project on the bloody Gold Coast, now you want us waking up in the dark” spat a furious Bob Katter, who has indicated that he and his constituents are willing to spill blood over this issue.
“Either we succeed and stay in the same timezone, or you can load up your pissy little police issue handguns and fight us”
The new poll suggested to two-thirds of people living in the southeast wanting to see the change introduced across Queensland. If the changes were to be implemented, clocks will be moved forward an hour in October and an hour back in April – like they do in the elitist Southern states that Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk wishes we could be more like.
“We new the bastards in Brisbane were planning something, and we knew this day would come” said Robbie Katter.
“We have stockpiled our weapons and non-perishables, it’s go-time. If you want it that way”
Bob Katter MP reiterated his son’s threats of a civil war.
“Give us AEST, UTC+10:00, or give us death!”
