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Waiting patiently for a few months now, a prominent local businessman has confirmed today that he might bite the bullet.
38 year old Liberal Party Donor Hamish McSwillion, spoke to The Advocate just moments ago about the dilemma he has faced since the liberal party blew up a little while ago.
‘Well you see, I have donated a lot of money to the esteemed blue tie party over the last few years,” McSwillion, the CEO of some company said.
“And despite what all of our politicians will publicly say, doing that buys you the ears and mouths of members of the party you donate to.”
McSwillion then explained that he has been struggling to find someone to reside in his lavish mansion on the top of Betoota Grove and look after his two young kids, while he and his wife do what rich people do.
“So I thought I need to copy the suit of a few of my mates, and just get an au pair in from Europe,” he said.
“A hot one of course.”
“The obvious path to making that happen would have been through the Honourable Member for Dickson. Everyone knows that he is the man to call for these sorts of things,” McSwillion said.
However, McSwillion explained that with all that has occurred over the last few months, he has been hesitant about picking up the phone.
“But I think it’s been long enough know. Hopefully it’s all blown over and Peter can get a visa for a good looking young woman of fair complexion pushed through.”
“I mean, if he can’t, well what has this good country come to.”
More to come.
