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During what surely is the most stressful time for anyone not directly involved in hostile warfare, it is becoming increasingly obvious that the cause of all this sleeplessness can be put down to one huge problem in Melbourne; Daniel Andrews.
As the Victorian premier made the transition from casual pinko to full blown commie, a fortunate few are glad to report that the COVID-19 lockdowns must have really done their bit to simmer down violence in the African gang community.
For those who find late 2018 too long ago to remember, the ‘African Gang Crisis’ was the hot button topic of the last Victorian state election, an issue so demanding of attention it was never brought up again after the fact.
Like all Australian citizens, members of Melbourne based African gangs must have realised we are all in this together during these unprecedented times and have done their bit to stop the spread of COVID-19 by not doing any of the activities that threatened the foundations of Australian society not even two years back.
“They are still there though, they are just behaving right now,” said Melbourne expert Peter Dutton today.
“Don’t let the lack of dog-whistling convince you otherwise, they are waiting to stir things up whenever local politicians and shock jokes decide it’s a politically opportune time.”
