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The nation’s Prime Minister has done what he does best on the world stage this week.
Scotty from Marketing has gone out all guns blazing at the G20 summit today, to try and get the best shots for his team of photographers.
Appearing at the conference for world leaders in Italy’s capital Rome, Scotty reportedly wasted no time in trying to get handshakes off everyone he could.
With other leaders using the opportunity to talk to their counterparts and discuss important economic matters, Morrison has decided to use people like the British Prime Minister as props in his marketing campaign.
Bailing the likes of Boris Johson and Justin Trudeau up like bushfire ravaged regional Australians who’ve lost everything, Morrison reportedly ran helter-skelter around the meeting trying to get as many pictures as he could.
“Quick, get this one of me with the British PM,” said the man who took more cameramen than policy advisors on a significant international trip to discuss our nation’s future.
“He’s a daggy dad like me,” laughed Scotty, giving Boris a wink.
“Aren’t ya bloke”
“Wanna be in a photo with the Prime Minister of Australia,” he said to the UK PM like he was a Cobargo firefighter.
“Oh look, there’s Joe Biden,” he then said to his team, running off like a celebrity chaser at an international airport.
“Hey, Joe, it’s me. Scott from Australia haha”
The photoshoot continued for roughly another hour or so, with one of Morrison’s embattled policy advisors eventually pleading with him to go and talk about things like trying to secure some international trade partners given what’s happened with China, or work out how to get more investment in the renewable energy sector.
More to come.
