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A Sydney based inner-city post-grad Arts student servant has today heaped praise upon a former foe.
Bethany Cunningham has thanked the people of Queensland for being ‘intelligent voters who actually voted in accordance with best their interests for once’ – after they returned the Palaszczuk government for another term.
The Labor Government was a strong winner on the night, predicted to hold a 52-34 majority over the LNP, with 7 seats going to the little guys.
The kind words come less than 18 months after she called the entire state ‘dumb redneck pieces of shit’ who shouldn’t be allowed to vote in federal elections.
Cunnigham though, says that while she has forgiven the Sunshine State, she certainly has forgotten what they did by not voting for a centrist party that offered little in the way of alternative policy and ran a poor campaign that failed to articulate anything they did actually want to do.
“Finally, all these uneducated Queenslanders have actually voted in their actual interests,” said a relieved Cunnigham who took a week off after the Federal election.
The young terrace house resident whose liberal party voting parents paid her rent for most of her university years, says this Queensland election is one of the only bright spots in a grim year.
“I just will never get why Queensland didn’t blindly vote with the ALP and some Melbourne guy in the Federal election last year,” she sighed.
“Anyway, I don’t wanna bring that up, it makes me too angry,” said the young woman who is now old enough to realise her creative writing career needed to transition into a job in the public service for the sake of her expensive lifestyle.
“It’s just great that Queensland voted in accordance with what every single person in my social media and real-life echo chamber thinks,” she said.
“I can’t think about tomorrow. If that Orange buffoon wins, god.”
“Anyway, let’s focus on the positives. Queensland wasn’t dumb for once.”
