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Following revelations that Australia food and electronics magnate, Dick Smith, has become a full-blown North Shore baby boomer, a study has been released by a leading sociological Government research body which was determined to find out what kind of bloke he would be at a dinner party.
The former Australian of the Year has this week publicly thrown his support behind One Nation leader Pauline Hanson, saying he is aligned with her tough immigration stance and other policy positions.
Mr Smith has offered to advise Ms Hanson as she seeks to expand One Nation’s support into key state and federal seats.
Lead researcher, Professor Ken Nagas from the Centre For Research Into Pointless Political Opinions, says that while Dick Smith came into the public eye as a beacon of optimistic environmentalism, it looks as though he has just turned into a bitter old fart from the North Shore of Sydney.
“I think Dick Smith probably starts a few conversations by saying ‘I’m not racist but..’ or even the old ‘I’ve got nothing against these people but…’ – either way, I reckon he’d be hard work after a few reds”
Professor Nagas says that although Dick Smith once was considered an authority on sustainability and decentralising urban areas, it seems his plan all along was to just make Australia a bit whiter and a little less crowded.
“I guess you could make a stretch between immigrants and the environment… but I don’t think Pauline cares too much about the environment”
“Can you imagine the things he says about brown people after a few. Holy shit”
Who gives a shit what those cunts say. The New World Order intends to kill 13 to 16 million Australians anyway. Every bastard over 65 will be fed poisoned food to get rid of them. The Yanks are poisoning supermarket food, Macnuggets and putting heavy metals into jet fuel. They’re genetically modifying salmon and releasing them to mutate the wild ones and make people sick. Stop buying salmon from North America. Get on the net and check this stuff out.
Poor old Dick. Getting old and cautious is his problem. Where’s your sense of adventure gone Dick? I guess he doesn’t want Australia to become even a teeny weeny bit like the Middle East. Or Afghanistan, or France, or Sweden, or Germany(<-krauts crave excitement!)….
Boring Dick. That's what people will call you. But see, Dick? The Betoota boys aren't worried. They reckon they're safe out there. You could always go back to Antarctica, Dicky……..practice shivering for when you come home to Australistan.
Poor old Dick. Getting old and cautious is his problem. Where’s your sense of adventure gone Dick? I guess he doesn’t want Australia to become even a teeny weeny bit like the Middle East. Or Afghanistan, or France, or Sweden, or Germany(<-krauts want excitement!)….
Boring Dick. That's what people will call you. But see, Dick? The Betoota boys aren't worried. They reckon they're safe out there. You could always go back to Antarctica, Dicky……..practice shivering for when you come home to Australistan.