WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
It’s now fairly safe to say that Sam Dastyari has landed on his feet.
After falling from grace quite spectacularly, the former Labor Senator and powerbroker has managed to find a bit of work.
With TV appearances becoming more frequent and rumours swirling round about his own TV show in the future, the previous darling of the Labor party has now also landed a role in a major film.
The Betoota Advocate can exclusively reveal that the former Senator has a role in the soon to be released movie The Happytime Murders.
Dastyari has sensationally been cast in the soon to be released film as a Chinese Puppet.
The new film starring Melissa McCarthy, who plays the brash but vulnerable loveable main character, features appearances from the artist formerly known as ‘Dasher,’ as a puppet for the Chinese People’s Party.
“Arghh arghh arghh, the Chinese Government’s military involvement in the South China Sea is an issue that should not be the concern of anyone but the Chinese Government,” Dastyari says in one of the scenes.
“The Australian Government should not interfere in these matters. Arhoooooo,” he then says before McCarthy vehemently insults him.
We contacted Dastyari for comment on his big new role and he answered the door after we told him we were from The Beijing Advocate.
However, he refused to comment, saying:
“I only comment for cash or favour okay. And with all due respect, I’m not sure your outback newspaper has either of those. Zài jiàn. Bái bái.”
More to come.
