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If you are one of the 80% of Australians who get their news from one of the many NewsCorp TV programmes or newspapers, then you would be very well aware that Labor leader Anthony Albanese is an idiot who doesn’t know shit.
Yesterday, Albo’s spectacular economic own goal is serious and won’t be easily erased, after the leader of the opposition said the unemployment rate was 5% when the Morrison government officially lists it at 4%.
This kind of absolutely stupidity shows Albanese for what he really is. A left-wing communist who sucks at running the economy because he’s too busy masterminding his plans for Australia to turn into a drug-ravaged failed state of transgender Muslims.
It was day one of the 2022 Federal Election campaign, and with one simple gaffe, Albo’s unbridled foolishness has already overshadowed the fact that the Prime Minister ran away to Hawaii during the bushfires and had two alleged rapists working in the Federal Cabinet for the best part of the last Parliamentary term.
It’s just like the ‘Labor mean girls saga’ – where an alleged nasty comment from Penny Wong in 2020 made the entire Australian media forget that Morrison is currently in court with his own party over his attempts to overule democratic pre-selections in favour of him parachuting 12 handpicked Hillsong candidates for greater Sydney.
Anthony Albanese’s inability to name the exact unemployment rate, according to Morrison’s new and improved definition which now includes TAFE students and those working one-hour a week as fully employed, has sent shockwaves through the electorate.
One horrified local voter is Betoota Heights grandmother, Melody Moon (85).
“I nearly spat out my homebrand baked beans and instant mash potato” she says.
“Albanese needs to stand down immediately. He is not fit to be Prime Minister”
Melody’s comments are being echoed by millions right now in Australia, as Peter Costello’s Channel Nine, Rupert Murdoch’s NewsCorp and Ita Buttrose’s ABC rightfully grill him on every newsbreak and front page across the country.
“His inability to answer pointless gotcha questions is mortifying” says Melody.
“And this is the man that has promised me that he’ll make sure I don’t have to die in a destitute state of suffering, surrounded by underpaid immigrants in a for-profit aged care home, eating food that probably wouldn’t even met RSCPA standards”
“But then he goes and overshoots the unemployment rate by 1%”
“That’s a horrible soundbite”
“He’s lost my vote”
