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The head mistress of Betoota’s most elite and prestigious all-girls private school has today had to call on the help of the Australian Federal Police Riot Squad Division after 3 average looking tradies went shirtless while working on school grounds.
Ms. Gaelic, head mistress of Welsham School, called the AFP in an absolute panic, reporting that the girls had begun salivating while climbing and rattling the construction site fences like a pack of wild orangutans.
“It was madness! The girls were out of control!”
“I threatened them with suspensions but the message wasn’t getting through, their eyes had glazed over.”
It’s understood that the Riot Squad had to implement a number of their more extreme crowd control measures to get the girls back under control, Sgt. Belmore explains.
“We usually only use the tear gas for incidents like race riots and other public disturbances when they get out of control, but we put the pressure hose on the girls and that only seemed to get them more riled up”
“We had no choice.”
It’s understood that, due to the lack of male interaction at Welsham School, any person of the opposite sex that the girls get a whiff of sends them absolutely bonkers.
“One of the girl’s head’s turned full 360, like in the exorcist” revealed one frightened tradie.
More to come.
