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After years worth of research, anthropologists have managed to identify the distinguishable traits of the migration route from Bondi to Bali.
Royal Betoota University has released the mapping of the ‘Greater Bondi Bubble’ today, confirming the large migration route between the pseudo-spiritual hubs of Australasia.
Project Researcher Delilah Ashbury sat down with The Advocate today to explain the findings.
“So, basically what we have found is that over the last decade or so we have seen a 250% uptick in migration along what we call the Triple B route, with Bondi residents heading to Bali and Byron virtually all year round now,” Ashbury said.
“The Bondi to Byron Bay to Bali is a route being undertaken by affluent men and women with spirituality-related hobbies from down south”
“Also, once they get a taste of relatively cheaper cost of living in Byron, they inevitably decide to take in one further and base their entire online handmade jewellery businesses out of Indonesia”
Ashbury said that the obsession with said spirituality stems from Bondi residents relentless pursuit to amass personal wealth and consumer goods during their day to day existence.
“Yes what we have found is that a lot of these people cite their vapid and superficial pursuit of class and standing as one of the main reasons for their love of ‘more wholesome places’ like Bali and Byron.”
“So a lot of people are going on yoga retreats and wholesome healthy getaways to these places and soaking up the genuine culture which they have effectively eradicated in both locations.”
The research is released at a time when actual residents of Byron are currently protesting the two proposed housing developments that would make way for even Eastern suburb elites making their way up north to unwind from the hustle and bustle that has driven their property portfolios up astronomically over the years.
Conservationists say Byron would be wrecked even more than it already is should more yuppies be allowed to buy in the shire.
“There’s enough felt hats around here, man” said prominent local resident, John Butler.
“After years of music festivals and rebranding, we’ve decided what Byron should be like, and we don’t need any bogans here”
