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A few members of the Aubusson family have been been brought up to speed on some of the abrasive views that Aunty Sally holds today.

Sitting down to a Christmas lunch with over 20 of his extended family, young Tom (19) was enjoying some pretty light hearted conversation.

He was talking to his cousins about his picks for Triple J’s Hottest 100 when Aunty Sally abruptly inserted herself into the frame.

Whether she gauged the tone of the conversation, or simply didn’t care Aunty Sally decided to wind people up.

“What a friggen joke. We are gonna change the date of our national music countdown, because “these people” are “offended” she said, while making brackets signs as she said ‘these people’ and ‘offended.’

“These leftist Nazi’s are ruining this bloody country,” she stated while her children and Tom glanced uncomfortably at each other.

Sally’s oldest Veronica reminded her mother that she has never really listened to Triple J and asked why she was even bothered.

“Because, Veronica, what’s next?” she stammered.

The conversation then veered into the subject of the human right of seeking asylum, before touching on the recent gay marriage postal vote.

At time of press, the arguing adults were told to put a lid on it by gran who wanted to know how long until Sal’s oldest boy LewisAunty Sal Still Hurting From The Plebiscite could come home from prison.

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