Bob Katter Says If The Indigenous Want A Voice To Parliament Then What They Need To Do Is Start With Cutting Their Teeth On The Cloncurry Council And Then Head Down To Canberra As A Labor MP For North-West Queensland Representing The Shearers, Farmers, Miners And Fishermen Of The Gulf And The Cape For a Decade Before Leaving To Join The Liberals Coalition Briefly Before Getting Sick Of Their Soft Cock City Boy Approach To Privatising Every State Asset And Then Joining The Country Party Which Ends Up Becoming The National Party While Secretly Harbouring Staunch Trade Union Values And Then Have A Son With The Same Name As You Who Runs For The Nationals At A State Level In The Joh Government Where He Gets Given A Whole Range Of Portfolios Before Going Federal Himself And Doing Another Ten Years As The Local Nationals MP Before Spitting The Dummy With The Coalition After John Howard Took Away Everyones Guns And Peter Costello Free-Marketed Half Of The Electorate’s Agricultural Sector Into Thin Air, But Never Actually Announce A Public Falling Out And Remain Close To The Liberals And Nationals While Again Maintaining The Family’s Discreet Lebanese Loyalties To The Labor Party And Then Running As An Independent Candidate Who Cannot Be Controlled By The Political Elites And Then Sending The Third Generation In To Take The Seat Of Mount Isa At A State Level Before Officially Launching A New Party And Literally Naming It After The Family And Then Winning Three Seats In The Queensland Legislative Assembly With Some Likeminded Cowboys Who Round Up The Political Power Of The Confused One Nation State MPs Who Have Lost Faith In Pauline Hanson And Basically Hold The Balance Of Power In Both Federal And State Politics For Two Decades By Blackmailing Premiers And Prime Ministers Into Paying Billions Of Dollars For Whatever Enormous Infrastructure Or Social Policies That Come To Mind Every Time There Is A Hung Parliament When The Major Parties Come Begging For The Family’s Support But End Up Getting Played Against Each Other To The Point Where They Find Themselves Getting Manipulated Into Prioritising The Complex Needs Of People Who Will Never Vote For Them Because If They Refuse To Play Ball They Can Face The Consequences Of Being The Reason Bob Katter Decided To Overthrow Their Entire Government

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As The Indigenous Voice To Parliament appears to be tearing apart the Liberal Party and pushing the National Party further into irrelevance, The Member For Kennedy has thrown his two cents into the debate.

As the only Federal Politician who will not face any repercussions from this referendum, regardless of the result, Bob Katter has very little skin in the game – despite having more Indigenous voters in his electorate than any of the loudmouth major party politicians currently leading both the YES and NO campaigns.

So with nothing to lose, Katter has been kind enough to share his dark arts with the Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islanders – and suggested an alternative path for them to achieve the self-determination and political clout that Australia’s longest-running political dynasties has been able to maintain for three generations.

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