CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
A former high school classmate has today shared his most recent criminal predicament with a vast social media network of 970 people.
However, as someone who still uses Facebook as a public journal of his every thought – these posts can be viewed by anyone with an account, regardless of whether or not he has accepted their friend request.
With zero privacy settings in place, and rather stringent parole conditions following his most recent stint in a medium security corrections facility, this colourful hometown acquaintance appears to be showing very little regard for the many different eyes that are closely monitoring his social media presence.
Shayde Brisley (29) has a long-running history of finding himself on the wrong side of the law. Starting with his earliest juvenile offences that mostly centred around an insatiable desire to drive cars before was old enough to do so legally – through to his more contemporary offences which involve the sale of schedule 2 narcotics and stolen goods.
For those who subconsciously keep up to date with every trial and tribulation that Shayde encounters, today’s most recent Facebook status is particularly brazen.
Not only has he given his friends, family and parole officers a clear insight into his ongoing commitment to the life of crime, but he’s also even managed to commit a few more crimes in the process.
His most recent facebook post reads as follows: Got an ounce on tik and this gronk trying to talk to me about bills. You think I give a fuk about your car braking down lol? better pay up or ur legs won’t be working soon (ssssh emoji) (sideways laughing emoji) (sideways laughing emoji).
In this post alone, Shayde has potentially admitted to stalking, intimidation, the use of carriage to menace, and supply. All of which are clear parole violations, and could easily be enough to see him thrown back in the clink.
However, any criminal repercussions that may arise have been immediately dismissed by Shayde’s next postL: A JPEG showing an image of the famous Al Pacino character ‘Tony Montana’ – alongside the misattributed quote ‘only god can judge me’.
