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Sports racing fans and drivers are raging today after learning that the pussy ass Victorian government finally crumbled and decided to implement measures that stop people from dying in preventable ways.
The Australian Formula One Grand Prix has been cancelled due to the coronavirus, an hour after the Victorian premier says no spectators will attend.
This comes as the McLaren team withdrew from the event in Melbourne after a team member tested positive for the virus.
Eight F1 team members had been tested for coronavirus with results released yesterday.
Daniel Andrews spoke to reporters before the Council of Australian Governments meeting in Sydney on Friday, saying the organisers had been given advice from the health department.
This now means that droves of handsome non-coronavirus-affected European drivers and team members are now stranded in Melbourne, and aren’t even allowed to go clubbing because our Prime Minister has banned crowds of over 500 people.
With tensions growing in the boutique hotels around Albert Park, the Victorian Premier was once again forced to act quickly to keep the disgruntled visitors happy.
“Okay. Here’s the plan” said Andrews.
“If youse can get your cars onto the M1 without any of the bogans noticing….”
“Just fang it down there until you get to Geelong. From there, jump onto Anglesea Road.”
Andrews went out to point out that any visiting race car driver who needs his fix of uninterrupted torque will be able to send it down the eastern edge of The Great Australian Bight.
“I’ll tell the cops to turn a blind eye, like they do to the white supremacist rallies
“From Lorne, you’re about a stones throw from the Great Ocean Road”
“You have my full permission to fucken give her some down the entire length and back.
