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Peter Dutton has today come out to correct ASIO boss Mike Burgess’s comments about growing rightwing extremism threats in Australia.

Dutton says lefties also conspire to commit terrorist acts and take steroids and wave Australian flags while talking shit about not-white people and eventually killing them only to become martyrs on the internet for their unashamed patriotism and guerrilla warfare tactics against ‘the great replacement’ of white people, who don’t have as many children as the brown and black people and are at risk of becoming a minority in this country.

ASIO boss Mike Burgess said right wing-extremists are regularly meeting in Australian suburbs to salute Nazi flags, inspect weapons, train in combat and share their hateful ideology.

Mr Burgess said the extreme right wing had been in ASIO’s sights for some time but came into sharp focus after last year’s Christchurch terror attack that killed over 50 innocent Muslims during prayer and was perpetrated by a Grafton local who had been radicalised in Australia but able to evade intelligence agencies because his scary rhetoric wasn’t too different to the comments made by Peter Dutton every time he speaks about immigrants and refugees in Parliament.

However, the Home Affairs minister said an individual or organisation’s ideology was of no consequence to him or Australia’s security agencies, but wanted to point out that lefties also like to go on spree killing missions at Mosques in sleepy South Island towns, where they kill 51 innocent people and injure 48 others.

“It’s not just people that vote for me because I appeal to, and sometimes pander to, their racist and xenophobic ideology because it is much easier to drum up hatred than it is to deliver policies that will actually benefit the lives of Australians” he said.

“So yeah, go easy on those neo-nazis, they aren’t all that bad”

“…because guess what, blue-haired university feminists also like to acquire machine guns and murder women and children while in peaceful worship.”

“I don’t care what the head of ASIO said, I refuse to believe people with political views so close to mine are the only people that are bad”

“Lefties are snowflakes, but also very dangerous, but also useless, but also something to keep an eye on, but also ineffective, but also very organised and worrying”

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