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A recent report by the Barbers Regulations of Urban Styles (BRUS) has found that the Samoan, Tongan and Cook Islander communities can no longer claim that they have the tidiest haircuts in Australia.
This comes after the 2018/2019 Summer influx of British backpackers, mostly from Northern parts of England.
This is reportedly due to the ‘Geordie Shore’ effect, which has been described as a weird phenomenon in popular culture that sees young English lads getting two or three haircuts a week.
This new trend marks a watershed moment for white men around the world of all ethnic backgrounds, who up until a couple of years ago, still only had two types of haircuts: ‘Early Beatles’ and ‘Post-India Beatles’.
This trend has also seen the Polynesian community bump down to number two on the list of freshest fades in the country – only to be replaced by temporary visa holders, who sound like they are from the same part of England where the Burgess brothers are from.
With Lebanese and Polynesian barbershops noting that majority of their clientele are now starving young poms who work in commission only marketing, the new reigning champions for fine and closely faded hairlines have been urged to stick to their own lingo and stop saying skux.
