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As the cyclical wheel of fashion trends clock back to the late nineties boyband era, the generation known as Gen-Z are trying their best to wow us with their revolutionary choices in clothing.
Namely baggy denim jeans and skater t-shirts. However, there are some youth rumoured to be wearing cargo pants again.
However, the elder millennials and Gen-Xers that actually pioneered these styles know that deep down the youth aren’t doing it properly.
Not until they blast their armpits with the absolute goat deodorant. Or as the real 1990s kids would say ‘D-O’
Lynx is a French brand of male grooming products marketed towards the younger male demographic in the United Kingdom, Ireland, Malta, Australia, New Zealand and China.
While the brand has many different iterations of their deodorant products, the most popular in the late 1990s and early 2000s was definitely the iconic LYNX AFRICA.
This famous squeezed mandarin and sandalwood scent is unmistakable, and is the sole reason that most of Australia’s most geeky betamales ever got a root in the 2000s, after being transformed into a hunk by the evolutionary new dual-action technology fights odour-causing bacteria so you can bust odour and smell irresistible for 48 hours.
Sadly, in the era of organic ointments and sticks replacing the old fashioned aluminium aerosol – the kids seem to think they are above it.
One of the towns ageing 1990s kids spoke to the Betoota Advocate about the stolen valor of Gen-Y, and explains how they are all soft cocks for not getting their Africa on.
“You wanna look like a skater, you better smell like a skater” said Betoota’s most outspoken millennial elder, Macauley Carter (34 lol).
“They think they can pull of the fluro spray jacket without rocking the Africa? Absolutely delusional”
Either show your your bucket hats and pukka shell necklace the respect their deserve, or hand them back over”
