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In the last 24 hours, Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has had to wheel back from comments he made about the possibility of rolling out a mandatory COVID-19 vaccine when it becomes available.
Morrison had to double back and say Australians would not be forced to get a coronavirus vaccine, just hours after Mr Morrison said it would made “as mandatory as it could be”.
This comes after learning that something like 25% of the nation have been exposed to enough fake news and Andrew Bolt columns to convince themselves that this global pandemic that is ruining our way of life, ‘isn’t that big of a deal’.
Health Minister Greg Hunt has also had to join Morrison in easing the concerns of the nation’s dumbest cunts.
“It won’t be mandatory but it will be widely encouraged and our goal with any vaccine is to achieve up to 95 per cent immunisation” Mr Hunt said.
However, the idea of vaccine skepticism is only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to how much misinformation has been allowed to spread throughout the Facebook feeds and YouTube videos of Australia.
The theory of government-sanctioned vaccine mind control is only one cog in the greater conspiracy that suggests COVID-19 isn’t even real, and is merely an oppressive false flag operation that all of Australia’s underwhelming public servants are complicit in pedalling in an effort to destroy our economy for no tangible gain.
Local CEO at full-time-mummy, Keeley Brickson (33, from Betoota’s alternative Roma Hills district) is an adherent to this way of thinking.
As a fully grown adult – it comes as a surprise that Keeley would allow herself to believe that our state governments and Federal cabinet are all part of the same global conspiracy to control the people by destroying the only thing they have ever cared about, which is the economy.
“No way will I be taking any mandatory vaccines. This is all bullshit”
“Look it up”
“It’s a shamdemic” she says, as she confidently allows herself to make peace with the most far-fetched conspiracy ever put in front of her, out of an existential fear that there is no higher power that is secretly in control of the uncertain world she finds herself in after a lifetime of privilege and his now tormented by the idea of long-term compromises in her comfortable middle class existence that has allowed her to bounce around the east coast of Australia in a Kombi van without any form of full time employment her entire adult life.
“They are just trying to control us”
