CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
The extreme heat right across Australia means that certain concessions are being made amongst Australia’s dapper semi-professional class.
Known for their stunning altered off-the-rack three piece suits and sharp cologne, the Real Estate agents simply cannot stand this heat.
Their employers, the architects of Australia’s property ponzi scheme, have decided to bestow a rare showing of kindness upon their overpaid door-openers, and have given them permission to take their suits off.
Some agents have opted for the open collar, but some have taken the opportunity to showcase a bit of their own individual style. To let the world know that underneath these flammable airport suits, are men with hobbies, interests and personality.
At one open home in Betoota’s trendy French Quarter today, local real estate agent Dave Edwardson (33) has been showing prospective couple around a sunny one-bedroom airport in a 6-story modern build.
He’s wearing a Kings Of Leon band shirt, a steel necklace, and about 14 different bracelets made from cotton and leather.
Aside from the obvious fears that this building was constructed by developers who used private certifiers that are willing to overlook any major structural faults in their quest for more work, there was also concern that this apartment might be ‘too sunny’.
“Can’t be too sunny” says Dave.
“That’s what ya want”
However, with a 35 degree wind blowing in, Dave also has to admit that he doesn’t usually sweat like this.
“Yeah, I’ve just got the windows open. You can get aircon put in I guess”
“Anyway. Take it or leave it” he says, as he blows onto the lens of his Oakley Blades.
