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A Betoota Sounds woman wears P.E Nation activewear everywhere has today broken the world record for self-indulgent Instagram story uploading, after somehow spacing out a happy birthday message to her best friend, Stephanie, in over 150 individual stories.
Rather than posting touching birthday wishes in one upload like every other friend, Cassie Wilton (25) successfully stretched out her tribute with what has to be every single photo of the two of them to ever exist.
“Happy” it said over a photo of Stephanie.
“Birthday” it said over another one of the two of them with aperol spritz’s in hand.
“To” it said over the third, now a photo of Stephanie from a high school party.
The stories go on to say “one of” “the” “best” “human” “I” “have” “ever” “met” “thankyou” “for” “always” “being” “there” “for” “me” “I” “don’t” “know” “what” “I” “would” “do” “without” “you.” “Please” “don’t” “ever” “change.”
The message continued for 125 more frames, but was mostly all of the same stuff.
The Advocate reached out to some of Cassie’s followers to see how the over-the-top hero-worship of Stephanie was received received by the girlfriends who aren’t Stephanie.
“I just don’t know why she had to be in every photo” says recently-move-to-outer-friendship-circle-friend Kelly.
“Like, it’s pretty clear that Cassie is the focal point of each image. And she hasn’t picked one bad photo either”
“It must have taken her hours”
