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Local bloke, Ben Williams had been trying to zoom in on a private Instagram profile when his phone screen rotated.
Shocked and appalled, he’d immediately retraced his steps to find out exactly why it was happening.
“I thought it was a new update, or worse still, someone had hacked into my phone.”
Ben said he’d felt particularly jumpy as he’d left his phone unguarded around a potential client. It wasn’t nude content he was hiding, insists Ben, but his go to internet browser.
“I’d really rather people not know I, err… use Bing.”
When asked why he didn’t watch porn on a computer like a normal person, Ben revealed that he shared a home computer with the missus.
“Sharon doesn’t need to know what I look at, and she gets suspicious when the history is mysteriously deleted.”
“One day I left a tab open while I went and got a beer. Sharon saw what was on it and well, let’s just say I copped a load of it.”
Ben’s business partner, Garry, was particularly miffed by our findings.
“I lost my phone the other week and had to make a few business calls so I borrowed Ben’s”, reveals Garry, “now I know where my ear infection came from.”
Betoota reached out to a relationship expert for some advice on how other people could avoid such sticky situations.
“Honestly? Says Dr. Harmon, “Three words – Incognito mode, bro.”
