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A local online commentator who has voluntarily sat sedentary for at least 80% of his adult life, has today condemned the media for their laziness.
Jordan Latham (42) says the stats being reported by Australian newspapers regarding domestic violence are completely warped. Because women make shit up.
But even, if those stats were true. There’s a vast number of men out there who don’t hurt or kill people.
Jordan says apart from his ageing mother that delivers lukewarm chicken tenders to his basement granny flat every four hours, he’s not that interested in letting a woman into his life.
Why?
Because women accuse men of fake shit. Like the catastrophic rates of domestic violence and sexual assault in this country. Which are fake. Apparently. Because he’s never done that kind of stuff.
Jordan believes this ‘fabricated’ bullshit is simply the result of a disgusting anti-men culture that Australia’s dominant left-wing media empires like Channel 9 and NewsLimited are complicit in.
But as he points out, the media can’t be solely to blame, because they are being totally mislead by overpowering vocal minority of feminist man-haters who intentionally want to paint every man with the same brush as the specific murderers whose actions they feel the need to highlight in order to create change.
“They are just Feminazis” says Jordan.
“I haven’t ever committed an intentional homicide against a family member or a vulnerable female. This is not about the victims. This is about Clementine Ford specifically targeting me!”
“Why should I have to listen to the concerns of terrified citizens who don’t like the idea of one women being murdered a week by their partners”
“I didn’t kill my partner! I’ve never even had a partner!”
In Australia, murder, like most criminal law, is defined by State legislation. In any jurisdiction within Australia, the maximum penalty for murder is life imprisonment; this is the mandatory penalty in Queensland, South Australia and the Northern Territory.
However, as Jordan points out, more men don’t murder people than do. And it’s kind of convenient that the feminists don’t highlight that fact.
“Why don’t they highlight all the good dads out there that don’t unlawfully take another human’s life. Because heaps don’t.”
“How about giving them a bit of a love for not murdering”
