The Betoota comedy scene is on high alert after a recent incident during a home-reno job in Betoota Heights.
It is alleged that freelance chippy turned comedy tour de force, Leo Tognellini (55), redefined humour while working on-site with his brother but technically nephew Henry (29).
“Oi Hen! Hen! Check this shit out!” exclaimed Tognellini while holding a power drill in front of his pants as if it were his penis.
“Hahaha. Imagine but.”
Witnesses state the jovial Tognellini then spun the power drill a couple of times, adding a further layer of comedy to the display that is sure to be analyzed by philosophers in years to come.
Not to be outdone, Henry Tognellini picked up a three meter beam and pretending that was his penis despite the fact it is much larger than the average Australian penis size.
“I had to look twice to check that it wasn’t Monty Python on the site,” stated one witness.
“You just know this is going to age well. Like real funny shit. Proper comic shit”
The brothers were then seeing dueling their drill/wooden penises by a local paramedic crew who were called to the scene to treat a critical ‘laughter related injury.’
MORE TO COME.
