CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
A mate who has a nondescript middle management job that could and probably should be replaced by AI, has today revealed he is knocking off early to go and get pissed, and you should come too.
While nobody wants to see anyone’s job become automated by technology, but at the same time, nobody wants to see a perfectly able-bodied man waste away behind a desk, justifying his salary with written several sentences every hour.
Local man, Dwight Adina (29, Betoota Flight Path) sits behind one of these desks, and has been employed for several years in his current ‘Email Job’.
He never, ever talks about this job and it doesn’t sound like he ever deals with any other humans one on one.
In fact, as far as his mates know, all Dwight does all day is play Words With Friends and annoy everybody on group chats. But today, he doesn’t even want to do that.
“Oi just knock off early haha” he says.
“Come to the pub. Me and [similarly work-shy mate] Chris are gonna park up at 4:30. You in?”
Despite a great deal of time spent telling Dwight that not everyone can just walk out of the office and do whatever they want during work hours, he still doesn’t seem to get it.
“Dude just come. Stop being lame”
After wrangling at least two mates to join him in his pursuit to enjoy every minute of the pub’s afternoon happy hour, it seems Dwight has arrived at the pub even earlier than 4:30.
At 4:05pm, all of the boys have been added to a new group chat:
‘NRL VEGAS ROUND BOYS TRIP 1st OF MARCH’
