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With just over a week until it’s tools down for 2021, Gold Coast-based builder Timbo Luttwyche (32) is sending out the bat signal today.
While he was always planning on returning to Betoota to see his family for the Christmas/New Years period, Timbo wants to know if it’s worth tacking another week on to his visit home.
That is, providing he can rally enough troops who will be willing to sit on their arses at their childhood bowls club and drink cold schooners with him at an accelerating rate.
To gauge the likelihood of this dream scenario unfolding for him, today Timbo has made an effort to suss out timelines and availabilities in his schoolmates group chat, colloquially known as ‘PIN DICK DISCIPLES’.
While Timbo isn’t a single man, he also hasn’t been with his misso long enough to bring her home for Christmas.
This means he’s coming alone, and coming in hot. He’s ready to sink jars like they used to in their early twenties, before they had to worry about boring adult stuff like paying tax and buying fuel efficient vehicles.
With a group of ten hometown mates to work with, only five of them have families of their own to worry about. That means the rest of the PIN DICK DISCIPLES only need to worry about letting down their parents by peeling off for an afternoon of extreme binge drinking with Timbo.
“Oi” Timbo launches into the group chat today, briefly breaking up the non-stop stream of crypto speculations and UFC analysis.
“I’m thinking of sticking around for an extra week after Christmas”
“Who’s gonna be around”
“I’m only gonna do it if there’s something goin on”
The group chat goes quiet, as the once-reliable cowards dodge the question to avoid committing to anything.
That is, until the reliable hometown hero Jaxxon puts his hand up.
“I’ll be around bro”
“Let’s get fucked up lol”
MORE TO COME.
