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NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian says her Government will consider laws to better protect monuments that symbolise Australia’s proud history of being English, after a second statue of Captain Cook was vandalised in Sydney at the weekend.

The statue, which is more than 100 years old, which is roughly 39900 younger than that ancient Aboriginal site that Rio Tinto refuses to apologise for exploding with dynamite last month, was sprayed with paint on Saturday night.

Both federal and state politicians appear confused by the specific graffiti used in the vandalism, which appeared to show a rectangle with a width that is twice its height. It is horizontally divided into a top region and a bottom region, with a circle in the centre.

A council spokesperson said the paint had already been cleaned up, after rangers spotted it yesterday.

It comes after NSW Greens staffer was charged after a statue of Captain Cook in Sydney’s Hyde Park was defaced at the weekend, in a separate incident but yet another case study into how the inner-city lefties really aren’t doing any favours for the Aboriginal and Torres Strait islander community they fetishise.

Scott Morrison has also come out today criticising the protestors for spray painting Japanese flags all over the handsome British men that have been erected in every public patch of grass over 50 square metres, right across Australia.

“I just don’t get it” he said to our reporters.

“I mean, protesting these colonial pioneers is one thing, but why use the flag of a nation we were at war with half a century ago”

“This is a country we have nothing to do with? Why are we plastering their flag everywhere?”

“I think these people need a history lesson”

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