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That mad cunt who egged Senator Anning and has subsequently become a Muslim icon, looks like he won’t have a hard time on Tinder when he’s finally of age to use dating apps.
The Australian teenager was filmed smashing an egg in the head of a far-right senator who has been trying his best to make headlines over the last week by blaming Muslims for violence.
The senator then punched the young man, who was then dragged to the ground by up to five incel nazis who have begun following around Senator Anning in a hope that he will fill the void left by their dads who went out to buy some smokes in 1989 and never came back.
Eggboy has been praised by Australian UFC fighter Richie Vaculik for ‘refusing to tap’ even after the overly violent take down from the Anning camp.
However, social media analysts are saying that when egg boy hits the ground on Tinder, that photo of him laying peacefully while in a headlock will do him wonders.
“When he turns 18 I reckon egg boy will be coming steaming in to the dating apps with an extra long run up” says one Google statistician.
“He’s really played this one perfectly. Egg’s are so universal and everyone finds them funny”
“Except the person being hit with one. And that’s also really funny”
At time of press, Egg Boy’s social media was going off the hook with comments of congratulations and egg emojis from all over the world.
