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Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has once again taken to social media this week to advocate for the fruits of multiculturalism in modern Australia.
Scotty From Marketing shared a series of snaps of a Sri Lankan lamb baduma with godamba rotis he cooked up at The Lodge in Canberra,
‘Girls and Jen loved it,’ he wrote, in reference to his loving family who he would move heaven and earth for if they were ever at risk of political or religious persecution.
Last night’s sub-continental dinner did not include his now famous ‘scomosas’ – and has been described as his most experimental meal yet.
When asked where he found the recipe, the Prime Minister’s Office revealed it came from a cookbook handed over to Border Force from one of the storm troopers sent to ransack a loving family home of a Tamil meatworker in Biloela two years ago.
“Usually, when Border Force raid a rural family home at dusk and seperate the kids from the parents in seperate vans before incarcerating them for over 650 days without charge in conditions so grim that the toddler cannot grow her baby teeth because of a lack of sunlight…”
“Peter Dutton just has his jackboots chuck all of their possessions in a skip bin and have them thrown out at a local tip” said the PMO.
“But considering Scotty’s penchant for Sri Lankan cuisine Dutton thought he’d pass on the book”
“This is what multiculturalism is all about. The Prime Minister believe this wholeheartedly”
Priya and Nades Murugappan came to Australia by boat separately in 2012 and 2013, escaping the Sri Lankan civil war.
Priya claimed she watched her former fiance get burned alive and was raped during the Sri Lankan civil war which lasted from 1983 to 2009.
They met in Sydney before getting married and settling in the remote Queensland town of Biloela where they had two children, Kopika, four, and Tharunicaa, two – and Nades took up work in the local Teys abbattoir.
While Nades was working long hours in the meat works, Priya looked after the children and attended Biloela Baptist Church craft group where she made dozens of friends, who are now staunchly campaigning for the government to bring the family back to their rural community.
The family were kicked out in March 2018 when their home was raided by police at 5am, the day after Priya’s bridging visa expired. Locals started a petition for the family to be allowed to stay and it has been signed by 350,000 people across the country.
The United Nations has also requested the family be let off Christmas Island but the government has ignored those calls.
However, Minister Dutton does not believe the family are legitimate refugees and wants to deport them – going as far as labeling the two Australian-born kids as ‘anchor babies’.
The courts have ruled they cannot be sent home until their legal proceedings are over.
With the family now locked down on Christmas Island, Peter Dutton has since been distracted by the COVID-19 lock-down, which he believes has resulted in Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk ‘politicising the borders’ ahead of the state election.
Because no one has ever done that before, and that is dirty politics.
Scott Morrison now faces accusations that last night’s curry was mostly carried by the flavours contained in the jar paste he bought at the Kingston IGA.
