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With 100 different morons getting stung for a $489 bucks a week for speeding down the school zone end of Betoota’s main drag, one would think that maybe the South Betootavilla High would’ve gotten some fans in the demountables.
School zones are being policed with a top priority throughout Queensland, with the state government introducing new extra-vigilant speed cameras attached to school zone signs.
Since August 7, more than 1,600 fines have been issued to speeding drivers in these trial locations. 30 motorists were nabbed speeding at least 21kph over the limit.
The 6-lanes of Betoota’s main commuter arterial, which just happens to have a school on it, is a prime location for one of these trial cameras.
With Australia’s rampant spot fine culture in full swing, our government can only pat themselves on the back for the incredible numbers that are being racked up by stupid cunts rushing to work, whose recklessness or sheer inattentiveness are somehow factored into the state budget.
With authorities far more interested in catching offenders and charging them, rather than stopping them, the weekly income generated by one of these cameras is equals to over half an average Australian salary.
It’s good news that people are stupid enough to put the lives of young people at risk are being punished for their action and being made to renumerate the state government on behalf of these students that should be able to get walk the streets in safety on their way to learn about the gold rush while seated underneath exposed asbestos still in the roofs of their absolute shit hole Whitlam-era government school classrooms that are bursting at the seams with 30-35 kids to each late 60s teacher who’s holding off retirement because there is absolutely no younger educators coming through the system because you’d be a mug to get into teaching when the average house price is 1 million dollars and teacher salaries can’t even compete with that of an assistant property agent at Ray White which would be a lot easier work than attempting to contending with the difficult behavioural disorders that stem from young people being forced to stay at home for 32 months in the middle of their most formative childhood years and watch non-stop TikTok while smoking illegal Chinese vapes.