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Inside sources from the Australian Greens party say that they hope their Federal representatives can survive the party room turbulence that has arisen after Senator Ludlam triggered the collapse of democracy in Australia by revealing his dual-citizenship in 2017.
Different factions within the party, both at state and federal level believe that this shock resignation may have been a political move aimed at forcing fellow Senator Larissa Waters to unwittingly sack herself several days later.
Another concern currently plaguing the party is the influence held by an unelected, but high-ranking Greens party official, who has reportedly had considerable sway over policy since being employed by Greens leader Senator Richard Di Natale earlier this year.
Kodey, a 29-year-old Oregan-native who has reached the rank of master Noveau-Ayahuasca shaman through almost half a decade of hosting spiritual ceremonies in the Pacific North-West, is reportedly relishing in the fast-paced environment of Australian federal politics.
“It’s lit” says Kodey.
“Have you met Bob Katter? He’s on some wild shit”
Di Natale claims to have met the new-age Shaman in a Portland hostel late last year while attending a medical marijuana conference, and denies claims that his new mate has complete control over the Australian Greens.
“No. He is just a personal advisor. Spiritually-speaking” says Di Natale.
“He is on the payroll, but only for the services he provides me. He has no say in anything. It was completely my idea to put forward a bill that says all K-1 classrooms around Australia need to have incense burning during nap time”
Kodey, who’s migration to Australia was sponsored by the Greens party leader’s family, says he’s not trying to get up in people’s biz, but does think everyone needs to chillax a bit.
“Come on, man” he said.
“This doesn’t have to be so heavy all the time. Just chill”
It is believed that several frustrated senators have made several tip offs to Parliament House security that it might be worth giving their sniffer dogs a go at Kodey’s Wicked Van.
