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The US Federal Election is still 100 days away, but the stakes could not be higher.
From Joe Biden’s shocking diplomatic gaffes and visible cognitive decline, to the assassination attempt on Donald Trump at a rally over the weekend – and the innocent lives that were lost in collateral.
The attack on on the Former President has obviously put a heightened focus on safety and security surrounding all public appearances moving forward. However, there are far more drastic consequences to this violence.
Trump has arrived in Milwaukee for the Republican National Convention a day after he was grazed by a would-be assassin’s bullet in Pennsylvania on Saturday. His airplane touched down Sunday, the day before the four-day event kicks off – where thousands of Republicans are expected to now formally elect him as their 2024 presidential nominee.
However, the man that emerged from the private jet was unlike any version of Donald Trump that the American people had seen before.
Aside from the bandages, and the stoic look in his eyes. Donald Trump is now a proud gay man.
This is just another repercussion that follows shocking scenes of violence at his Saturday campaign rally that injured the former President, killed a spectator and instantly changed the trajectory of both American history and the upcoming Republican Convention.
What is typically four days of party pageantry, political speeches, policy platforms and the presidential nominee’s keynote address, has now become a ‘coming out ceremony’.
This is because Donald Trump’s ‘gay ear’ has been pierced.
As is commonly accepted in mainstream Western Culture, a man’s right ear is the ‘gay ear’ – this phenomena of homosexual self-identification dates back to the early 1990s.
While Donald Trump has never previously identified as a gay man, the would-assassin’s bullet has made the decision for him.
Making his first public appearance this evening since having his right ear pierced, Trump appeared on stage in Milwaukee carrying a rainbow pride flag and speaking with a more eloquent Manhattan accent.
“Hi guysss” said Trump, with a subtle lisp.
“Yeah just wanted to let you all know that I’m doing fine. Oh my god that whole thing in Pennsylvannia was so scary. I literally can’t. It was the wrong kind of slay”
“But I’m still here in Milwaukee and it’s giving Make America Great Again”
