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The Former Prime Minister has today announced his plans to conduct armed patrols monitoring police brutality within his community, as he continues to explore the politics of radical black nationalism.
The man formerly known as Tony Abbott MP, is now more commonly referred to as Uncle Tony, following his newly appointed role as Special Envoy to Indigenous Affairs.
However, Uncle Tony has today take it one further, by requesting media refer to him as Tony X, as the Member For Warringah distances himself from the family name handed to him by his oppressive European ancestors.
It is believed that the career politician turned staunch Indigenous Rights advocate is creating tensions within the Liberal Party ranks, with rumours that his colleague Peter Dutton has begun refering to him as ‘The BlacKkKlansman”.
Uncle Tony X says he initial tactic of the new patrols utilise contemporary ministerial self-protection laws to protect himself while policing the police. This act was done in order to record incidents of police brutality by distantly following police cars around around Manly and Canberra.
Following a spate of Indigenous deaths in police presence across Australia, and yesterday’s acquittal of a man tried for the murders of two children in Bowraville in the early 1990s, Uncle Tony X says as Special Envoy to Indigenous Affairs, he know has no other option than to tool up.
“If a dog is biting a black man, the black man should kill the dog, whether the dog is a police dog or a hound dog or any kind of dog.” said the Former Prime Minister.
“If a dog is fixed on a black man when that black man is doing nothing but trying to take advantage of what the government says is supposed to be his, then that black man should kill that dog… Or any two-legged dog who sets the dog on him.”
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