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After a lifetime of disempowerment and oppression at the hands of his more moderate Liberal Party colleagues, Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has today vowed to protect his brothers and sisters by any means necessary.
This comes after the newly-appointed Special Envoy to Indigenous Affairs found himself entwined in the writing of iconic black American nationalist, Malcolm X.
It is believed after dabbling with the work of James Baldwin, as well as an array of African-American writers closely aligned with the Harlem Renaissance, Uncle Tony got his hands on the Autobiography Of Malcolm X, and has in turn radically changed his approach to politics.
The iconic American bestseller was first published in 1965, the result of a collaboration between human rights activist Malcolm X and co-authors, based on a series of in-depth interviews that were conducted between 1963 and Malcolm X’s 1965 assassination. The Autobiography is a spiritual conversion narrative that outlines Malcolm X’s philosophy of black pride, black nationalism, and pan-Africanism.
Liberal Party insiders say that the Member For Warringah has begun drawing direct correlations between the plight of black and Native Americans, and his own mob.
“If you’re not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.” said Uncle Tony, while loading shells into a twelve gauge.
“Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you’re a man, you take it.”
Uncle Tony then ended the interview and returned to a meeting with several women with matching afros, who began running him through the logistics on an upcoming road block at Bowraville.
“A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.” said the newly appointed Special Envoy to Indigenous Affairs.
