KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local boyfriend is facing redundancy this week after his girlfriend uncovers the incredible efficiencies afforded to her via the powers of AI.
Braydon Spevens (26) has never been much help when it comes to offering advice on his girlfriend’s outfits, in fact he’s never been that great at dressing himself.
However this week our newspaper can report that Braydon will no longer be asked whether he thinks a social gathering is a jeans or a dress occasion, or a sneakers or heels event, because his partner now just asks ChatGPT whenever she needs a decent opinion.
“At first, I was a bit hurt but I guess it also gives me more time to focus on getting myself ready when we have an event on,” Braydon told our reporter, as he managed to melt the collar off a Tarocash dress shirt with a hot Iron.
“Besides I have no clue about the difference between a maxi vs a midi dress, my outfit decisions are based on wearing t-shirts for low key stuff or a buttoned shirt if I’m going to an event that came with a printed invite.”
Speaking to Braydon’s partner Tahlia, the discovery of AI has reportedly enabled her to streamline her preparation for a 40th birthday lunch, and has gifted her some valued style advice pulled directly from the entire chasm of the internet.
“Using ChatGPT as my own personal stylist is a real game changer,” Tahlia remarked, as she twirled in front of her bedroom mirror in a new linen jumpsuit, effortlessly paired with some flat leather sandals and a statement necklace.
“Last time I asked my dumb boyfriend for the dress code for a night out, he had me wearing heels when he surprised me with cheap Tuesday tickets to the movies. What an idiot!”
