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Local small town mechanic’s apprentice, Ando (19) has today treated himself, after lodging an online tax return that estimates he’ll be getting roughly a grand in a half back.
Despite the fact this money won’t arrive for another month or so, and despite the fact that he’s purposely not thinking about the fact that next week’s payment on the lowlux – Ando has decided that this very real world moment calls for a fucking blow out.
After his mum spent the last two months nagging him to get his shit together and pay tax, Ando has since found out you can actually do it after July 1 and that it doesn’t really matter
After teeing up a visit from his mate’s younger brother, who has better weed connetions than of his own peers – despite being in high school – Ando is planning on burning down a fifty and playing Fortnite all god damn night.
A visit to the local liquorland has also left Ando feeling like he should go for the special stuff. The Red Bears.
With a seventy dollar carton of passionfruit-flavoured pre-mix vodka cans on the living room table in his granny flat, and the Gatorade sax playing all kinds of bubbly melodies, Ando’s unemployed mates don’t know what they are missing out on right now.
“TGIF” says the big tax-paying working man.
“[exhales]”
