EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local woman has found herself deliberating whether it’s worth pushing her birthday party to July, after realising that half her friendship circle was holidaying in Europe.
Sadie Vause [24] states that because she’s ‘such a Gemini’, she usually dedicates an entire month to her birthday, including at least two dinners and a big blow up – none of which are on her actual birthday, so that she can stagger the attention across as many weeks as possible.
But as she watched several of her mates leave the chilly winter to party it up in Europe, Sadie has found herself not only feeling incredibly jealous but acutely aware she will not be getting the love, praise and adulation she rightfully deserves.
“God it really does seem like half of Australia has fucked off overseas”, says Sadie sadly, “even a few of my trainers at the gym are gone.”
“So I’m thinking of postponing my birthday until the end of July, when everyone gets back.”
“And no, there will not be a dual ‘welcome back/birthday party.”
“It’s all about me.”
“As it should be.”
More to come.
