WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local Betoota Heights woman has received some wonderful news today.
Just days out from a gathering of her extended family for her sister’s 60th birthday, Janeen Thomas has been informed that there will be some live action at the event.
The exciting news comes as her niece has told the larger Thomas family chat that her new boyfriend will be making a debut this weekend.
Known as the Aunty who told grandma she walked in her son getting a blow job from a highschool girlfriend, Janeen’s eyes lit up when she heard the exciting news.
With a long and storied history of verbally putting in-laws on skates, ‘Neen is apparently already working up a list of sure-fire questions to get her nephew-in-law backpedaling on Saturday.
Speaking after the revelation, Janeen’s daughter sighed and revealed she is ready for a bit of cringe-worthy chaos.
“I hate awkward moments, but they give mum life,” explained daughter Maddie.
“She’s like a politician who senses weakness in an opponent and just maneuvers them into the corner and loves every second of it.”
“I guarantee she will ask something absolutely fucked about on the weekend, with a 50% chance of it being something overtly sexual.”
“There’s no point asking her to behave, it just makes her do something extra feral,” she laughed.
“Hopefully he takes it well.”
More to come.
