EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
When Betoota Heights local Nathan Manners first met his girlfriend Jaya, he’d been the perfect gentleman.
Sweet good morning texts, dinner dates and the occasional bouquet of flowers – heck, he even held off from farting in front of her for three months.
But now that they’ve been dating for a solid year, Nathan finally feels comfortable enough to let Jaya see the degenerate side of him, including the very creative, albeit eye watering banter he has with his mates over Discord.
It’s alleged the couple now had a routine where Jaya would come over and watch movies in the lounge, while Nathan played Counter Strike in a nearby study alcove and occasionally interrupted whatever she was watching with some very non PC insults.
As Jaya snuggled into a doona and watched Ratatouille, she finds herself trying to concentrate on the wholesome children’s movie as her boyfriend says things that would make a nun vomit.
“BRUH.”
“You shoot like Michael J Fox cunt.”
‘My dead dog could aim better than you bro what the fuck.”
“Did you learn to spray walls from your mum’s video mate?”
Jaya is reported to have learnt to ignore most of the commentary but does occasionally let out a guilty giggle when she overhears a really good one.
More to come.
