EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local bloke has today had the shock of his life after he was dragged to a bustling frozen yoghurt shop by his girlfriend, one sweltering afternoon.
This event is said to have occurred during a heat wave that swept through Betoota, which saw the temperatures rising somewhere in the 30s – made worse by the high humidity that was so thick, it was hard to breathe.
When his original suggestion to get ice cream was rebuffed with an offer of frozen yoghurt, Evan Eckland [27] had begrudgingly allowed his girlfriend to take him to their local Berry Brothers under the guise of ‘trying something new.’ And with assurances that the toppings were ‘amazing’, Evan had figured he could at least pile some crunchies on top if the yoghurt itself was lacklustre.
However, though the concept of making his own frozen yoghurt was admittedly quite pleasing, Evan was seen gaping like a fish when his loaded yoghurt arrived at a total of $14.96 after being weighed.
“Are you fucking serious”, asked a perplexed Evan, “how the fuck is this shit $15?”
“I can get a chicken parmigiana for the same price.”
Staring down at his already melting bowl of grey sludge, Evan began to mentally map out the cost of each Crunchie chunk – coming to the conclusion that they were roughly $3 a piece.
“That’s fucking robbery Lisa.”
“We should have just gotten a Magnum.”
More to come.
