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A local bloke has this weekend been reduced to an object by his girlfriend Kayla, who was allegedly caught glancing at his nether regions.
In Kayla’s defence, The Advocate learns that Nathan was seen sporting his trusty pair of grey Bonds Explorer trackies, which are known to be literal catnip to women due to the certain angles the item of clothing can highlight.
In fact, if Michaelangelo had been born today, he would have likely dedicated a marble statue to it.
It’s alleged that this perversion occurred during a camping trip, when the low temperature prompted Nathan to pack his favourite pair of trackies or his girlfriend’s ‘party pants’ – though she’d been too proud to admit it out loud knowing she’d be teased about it for eternity.
But in front of the flickering embers of the campfire, Kayla finds herself regressing back to her true animalistic nature, with Nathan clearly deducing what kind of sinful thoughts crossed her mind.
“OI!”
“Excuse me, my eyes are up HERE!”
Shaking his head and attempting to look disgusted, Nathan says he would appreciate being treated like a human and not an object, thank you.
It’s alleged he was seen browsing Bonds Explorer for a few more pairs of the trackies, including one pair that was a size too small – to accompany the swathes of other jocks, socks, and trackies the unpaid ambassador already owns.
More to come.
