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A local boomer has earned the scorn of workers at the Betoota Plains Mall this morning as he parked his luxury vehicle in a very clearly signed, and usually busy loading zone.
Local worker Zane Bradley (34) saw the incident take place.
“These guys, they buy a car for a hundred grand, and they think they can just park it wherever they want.”
Zane says that these blokes don’t even make an effort to walk quickly or anything like that. Instead opting to feign some awkward smile if they see you looking at them, and pretend to struggle with closing the door while also switching their phone call from the car bluetooth to their headphones.
“He just sauntered and nodded like this is all cool because look at my car”
“All of this just to go and get a coffee while talking into their AirPods. Has the cunt ever heard of a Maccas? They do drive-thru.
“Why would you be able to park there just because your car has a touch-start ignition?”
“I mean old mate’s car is pretty fucking sick. But I’d prefer it wasn’t blocking the delivery of frozen prawns”
As is commonly accepted in the Betoota region, local truck drivers are known to not really appreciate having their impossibly tight schedules impacted by some lazy toff in an expensive car.
“I saw this one bloke pull up and he wasn’t having an of it” says Brodie, another witness to today’s disgraceful class war.
“He gave the empty car a courtesy beep, but it was only a minute before he just started love tapping the Tesla logo with his roo bar”
The Betoota Advocate reached out to the offending owner of the luxury vehicle for a comment, but were told to just settle down, it was only like five minutes or so, jeez the tall poppies are out in force today, haha.
