EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
In some news that has left many people scratching their heads, a French Quarter man as openly admitted he is completely incapable of handling the basic task of buying groceries, despite being the project manager that oversees a team of twenty staff, that are responsible for the creation and execution of commercial building developments.
Ian Hudson [34] was spotted looking visibly confused as he aimlessly wandered around the Betoota CBD Woolworths Metro with a large piece of paper in hand, that had both written instructions and visual clues as to where he could find each grocery item.
It was only after he broke down in tears trying to tell the difference between skim milk and full cream that our reporter enquired what was wrong, and learned of this new disability.
“I…just…don’t…know”, he spluttered, as tears fell from his cheeks and threatened to splatter the ink on the paper, “my wife usually does this.”
“But she’s at home sick with the twins and she won’t answer the phone.”
“I don’t know what aisle Pink Lady apples are in. What is a Chobani yoghurt?”
“Also, when did shredded cheese get so expensive? $7 seems like a bit of a rort.”
“I think I’ll just get a block of cheese and a cheese grater. That works out cheaper in the long run.”
More to come.
