EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A Betoota Ponds bloke has today shown some rare initiative, proving that he is actually capable of being prepared…should he have the right ammunition.
As someone who always shopped for Christmas presents on Christmas eve, or nipped into woolies a mere hour before a valentine’s day dinner, it’s safe to say that Andy Kirk [28] is as about as organised as a headless chook.
But not today. Today, Andy has well and truly armed himself, having found himself battling a very dry Christmas with the in laws, last good friday.
One that he will never, ever suffer through again.
Telling The Advocate that his wife’s family weren’t that big into drinking, Andy says all he’s had that day was a bottle of Corona that he’s been sitting in the vegetable drawer for several months.
“They’re perfectly pleasant”, Andy said, looking a bit shameful, “but a little boring.”
“Getting on the piss just makes the day go a bit faster, you know?”
Showing our reporter a cupboard stacked full with what looked to be several weeks worth of beer and whiskey, Andy says he fully plans to be off his chops tomorrow.
“Not making the same mistake as last year, that’s for sure.”
“Scattergories is going to be fucking lit this year.”
More to come
