EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A woman of the pearl clutching generation has announced she’s had enough of this ‘gay agenda’ being forced down everyone’s throats.
Quite literally it seems.
Gwen Thatcher [74] was strolling through Queens Park in the French Quarter district Saturday afternoon when she caught sight of some birds behaving in an ‘unsettling way’, that was proof that woke culture was influencing wildlife to engage in public displays of kink or that they’d been ‘trained to do that.’
“I was just trying to enjoy a nice day at the park when I saw two Lorikeets vomiting into each other’s mouths”, she says, disgusted, “and one was clearly younger than the other.”
“It’s simply not acceptable to do those things in public. There are children around, for Christ’s sake.”
“It wasn’t lost on me that it was the rainbow birds either.”
Taking a moment to cough into her hanker chief, Gwen continues on her thought trail without any interjection from our reporter, who’s keen to see what she says next.
“I think they must have seen some weird things during pride month, you know, with all those…flag wearers.”
“Surprised they’re not yassing everywhere.”
More to come.
