LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A recent report by the Australia Society of Heterosexual Girlfriends has found that 63% of women find their boyfriend at their most adorable when the silly duffer has no idea what the fuck is going on.
The 12 year study tested a group of 680 partners in a variety of potentially adorable scenarios but found that the women studied were most likely to show affection to their boyfriend when they looked around with their mouth slightly agape as if an invisible fly were buzzing in front of them.
In many cases where a boyfriend was looking around as if he were lost in a shopping centre or had sat in someone else’s Uber, 74% of girlfriends studied felt compelled to go wrap an arm around him and say something like “awww, babe.”
“He just looks so confused!” Kelly Fletcher said about boyfriend Ken Plonk as he looked around every booth in the pub before finding the one Kelly and their friends were in.
“If he plays his cards right, and keeps looking like a stunned mullet…”
When Plonk was informed about how his confusion seemed to endear his own girlfriend to him he stated he found that behaviour disturbing and demanded answers.
“Yeah right! That time I washed the dishes with laundry liquid, one time mind you, she didn’t find it so adorable then!”
