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A Betoota Ponds family has been accused of flaunting their wealth this week, after it was revealed they’d opted to spend $12 on a metal water bowl for their dog, instead of opting for an plastic ice cream container like a normal person.

It’s alleged the Anoos family had invited some friends over for barbecue on the weekend, and had either intentionally left signs of their excess wealth on display or simply hadn’t had the emotional intelligence to put that shit away.

Nonetheless, it has left their friends feeling rather divided.

“I don’t know who they’re trying to be?”, says long friend of the family, Jason, “next thing you’ll know, they’re moving to the French Quarter.”

“Why would you buy a bowl when you can have ice cream?”

“I bet they eat that expensive Haagen Dazs shit.”

“You can’t repurpose those.”

More to come.

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