LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Ashlynn Venroy (28) has always liked to take on a man who is a bit of a project.
Having dated a series of boof headed footy jocks, a few failed musicians and a DJ from the Gold Coast, Ash’s latest task is renovating Jaydon Bunster, a Tamworth man who’s moved to Sydney for work.
Three months into their whirlwind romance, Ashlynn has so far enjoyed the slightly rougher edges of her new fella, like how he refuses to dress like a retired old money yachtsman and wear boat shoes or how he likes to sweep her off her feet with camping adventures in his troopy.
But this morning, The Advocate can report Ash has realised her boyfriend’s case of regionalitis runs quite deep, after he displayed some off-colour language reminiscent of his early cultural identity.
While getting ready for a morning romp, it’s alleged Jayden’s wallet search had resulted in him finding nothing – and busting out some truly mood killing words.
“Have you got a franga?”
“Eeughhh, a what??” Ash asked, as she tip toed around the icky sight.
“A franga!” doubled down Jaydon, “You know, a love glove?”
Flawed to hear a 28-year-old adult use both words so nonchalantly, Ash realised she had quite the way to go before Jaydon would be a finished project.
“Um…” Ashlynn thought to herself as she worked out whether to address his lapse in city manners and bring up the idea of removing the word from his vocabulary.
“Actually I think I might have my period, sorry!”
No more to come.
